About me:

How about Sunday brunch? Seeking cute, petite girl (Or a really tall girl who likes to play with short guys!)who loves playing dress up! I used to have a vintage clothing store and I have tons of cute clothes!I have it all, from little school girl out fits to full on leathed Dominatrix out fits!,Paddles and all! Looking for my Barby Doll to have big fun with! God, I have some hot outfits... Wanna play with me?Also... I love, San Francisco, Walking (alot...!) , the beach ( Really love that! ) cooking, thrift stores, fashion, pink (it's the color of passion!)and lots of other things I'd like to whisper to you... And about me: Well, ya know...I'm one of them "nice guys"...and that can really be a drag sometimes, cuz alota girls really dont respect nice guys ya know. Never could figure that one out ? So I do every little thing for my sweety, whats wrong with that? 'Lotta girls just think it's whimpy...I love cooking for you,bathing you and stuff like that.Well I may be a whimp, but I aint never gona change my evil ways, I like be'en a nice guy.I'm not up tight, I don't get upset about stupid s**t, I'm mellow, easy go'en...kinda smart, give great foot massages, love to pamper my...other half... So, if your'a looken for that big, tough, macho man...not here babe. I mean, I am tough,as in strong spirited or confident. I am macho-Got some powerful tools baby,I go fly fishing... Ya, I'm all that,(I'm NOT big...) I just dont shove it in your face.And,I'm not the jealous type(of which I've discovered can actually be a flaw...Ya, thers a story in there...) I aint rich. I'm a building contractor, and that is a tough biz to be in these days. I own a bautiful house in outer Sunset, I love walk'en on the beach (And I really mean it! hope you do too)Love dress'en up and hitten the happy hours or cheap eats spots,and I reeeeeeeally love... Oh! I'd better stop there... I am seeking a small girl, (Hay, I'm 5'6, 145 lbs.) ...who enjoys exploring San Francisco. In short, Just a fun guy looken for a fun gal! Go ahead... make that call! P.S. I'm fit, (not a jock) , healthy (not a health nut) cute ( so I'm told ) and very sincere about this "relationship" thing,but hay,it's always nice to make a new "friend" too. A few things I dont like very much are, violence,cheating partners,T.V.,sports,computer games,ugly pajamas!(I really hate ugly pajmamas!)

Who I'm looking for:

Ya gotta be honest,Fun spirited, smarter than the average bear, small, (I'm 5'6", 145 lbs ya know...)or tall and like to play with short guys! Must have a cute smile, pretty feet, be really,really rich...(hay, I'm sick of worken man!) have really nice...and I mean reeeeally fricken fine...personality! I can really get into that stuff ya know! Please note... I am 100% MONOGAMOUS, not into "open relationships".No skankos please.

What I'm doing with my life...

Like man dude, I'm like do'en s**t ya know. Even today... I like I did somthen...and it was really cool man... And then, I'm gona be doen somthen next week too (or maybe the week after that...)Oh...Hay man, maybe you could do it with me. Ya, we could like do s**t together man. It'll be really cool, cuz I really like doen s**t ya know.

Something most people don't know about me is...

I'm kina ...well, ya know, alittle...whats the word...uh...naughty? Hell, I used to make leather Corsets (and other fun stuff!) And boy how I love to give foot massages and suck on pretty little toes! ....Nuff sead...? I think the code word there is "adventursome"...

The most important thing(s) in life to me...

MONEY... Ha ha, just kidding(but it is kinda nice to have around...) Being happy(...even though my life is a train wreck at the moment...Ever hear that old Blue Grass tune "Keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side"...? Gotta do it man.) Integrity, Honesty, Really dirty sex...(I mean like ... after I meet your mom and everything...)

The best compliment I've ever received...

Damn your hot! (But then she said that I should get some rest, drink lots of water and the fever would go away...)

The most embarassing thing that's ever happened to me...

Oh geezzzzz... Lets see... There was that strap-on incident (Why dont moms ever knock!)There was the time I was trying to join the Mile High Club, you know, sex at 60,000 feet. Talk about coitus interuptus! Oh, How'bought that night... I just forgot that I was wearing thoese pantyhose... and remember that time... HAY, WAIT A MUNITE... I'm on line here! Forget I sead that stuff O.K.!

If you see me at a bar, I'll probably be drinking a...

Water or Grand Marnier (With a heater and coffee beans)or meybe a wheat beer...(But never more than two drinks, I dont like being that buzzed)

A typical friday night for me is...

Come home from work, take a hot bath,(with a Grand Marnier...or micro brew,with a twist of lime )Then go to the cafe 'round the corner, get a hot chocolate and take a long walk on the beach. And thats the truth. But if yoooooou were here...???!!!

About James